King Of Storms

Flatmates. There?s no limit to the unbelievable things they do and the unforgettable things they say. To survive this minefield of unpaid bills and unwashed mugs you need HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KITCHEN? An essential guide to living with others, this is a hilarious collection of the most effective (though usually, cowardly) communication between flatmates: the note left on the fridge door, bathroom mirror or dusty TV screen. HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KITCHEN? exposes the full range of flatmate behaviour: the priceless (?I love staying here, please adopt me?), the mindless (?Who would steal my teapot, and what would they want with it??), the heartless (?I pay the rent, what do you do?) to the downright weird (?I lick my cheese?). This is the definitive chronicle of the very worst things people sharing a house can do to each other, after they?ve finished watching Deal or No Deal ? the stolen pasta, the shower that gets peed in and the very angry note-writing (?I hate you more than life itself?).