'Spice Up Your Speech!'

How many times have you listened to a hilarious after-dinner speech and thought, "I must remember that joke!" Of course, you always forget it. Tony Hansford has been collecting those elusive one-liners and other titbits which seasoned speakers have been using for decades and in this compilation volume he covers the following topics: AGE, ARMED FORCES. BEING POSITIVE, BOOKS, CAREER, CLOTHES, DOCTOR & HEALTH, DRINK, FOOD, HOW & WHY, ETHNIC, LOVE & MARRIAGE, MANAGEMENT, MONEY MATTERS, MUSIC, PEOPLE, PROFOUND QUOTATIONS, RELIGION, SEX, SLANG, SMOKING, SPEECHES, SPORT, TRAVEL and UNLUCKY SITUATIONS. An example from Armed Forces: An officer in a war zone, reviewing newly arrived Australian troops says to one, 'Hello soldier, did you come up here to die?' 'No sir, I came with the advance party yesterdie.' Humour aside the book will be an essential item for anyone who has to attend meetings, functions and social events.